Hands Up Who Hasn’t Shagged This Camel
A BEAUTIFUL camel who also claims to be a part-time model is really just a dirty skank who is mad for cock, one of her ex-boyfriends revealed last night.
Osman Iqbal said he started dating Afia six weeks ago only to discover she was also sleeping with at least two of his close friends.
He accused his former lover of being a 'whore of the desert' who spreads her giant legs for a pint of water and a packet of medjool dates.
Iqbal said: "When I first see Afia I captivated by her beautiful dark eyes, her lovely smile and the sexy way she move. She also fantastic kisser.
"I lie with her most every night, she warm and generous and sensitive lover. It not my first time with camel but I not so experienced. She very patient.
"I ask her pose for pictures. I take nice shots, not dirty ones. I get her enter in Miss Camel World beauty contest in Abu Dhabi.
"But when I show Afia pictures my friends they all go 'ha, ha, ha, ha, ha' and say she dirty camel bitch who do it with anyone round back of mosque at weekend.
He added: "Azaad, he say to me 'I have her many time, one time Fatih and me spit-roast her while Hasan film it on mobile phone'.
"If she win I put sex tape on the internet and tell News of World. There no way she get marry Bruce Forsyth then."