A DOG is still clinging to the hope that one day he will be reunited with his missing testicles, 10 years after they disappeared.
Back in 2008, labrador Martin Bishop, was a carefree young pup having recently moved in with some new human flatmates. However, one morning in early January, Bishop’s life was changed forever when he made an horrific discovery.
He said: “I’d just had a particularly long nap and when I awoke, my testicles had just vanished.
“I tried retracing my steps, all the usual stuff you do when you misplace something, but they were nowhere to be seen.
“I did want to put up ‘missing’ posters but couldn’t because I have paws instead of hands with opposable thumbs.
“Meanwhile, the police just weren’t interested. Their attitude was appalling.”
He added: “I still think they’re out there, somewhere. Even if I never see them again, it would mean a lot to me just to know that they’re OK.”