CATS have confirmed they are no closer to understanding what the phrase, ‘no, that’s mine’ actually means.
Cat, Emma Bradford said: “As these things are usually said to us in relation to some food we are trying to eat, we think it means, ‘you can eat this if you want to’.
“It also means ‘of course you take it and run into the garden with it’.
“So that’s cool.”
Bradford added:“It definitely doesn’t mean that we’re not allowed the food because that would mean that something didn’t belong to us which is just bat shit crazy.”
Other sentences cats are unsure of include, ‘you know you can’t go out at night’, ‘no, you’ve already been fed,’ and ‘leave the dog’s tail alone’.
Bradford added: “We think the last one means, ‘the dog’s a twat, annoy the sh*t out of him’.”