A GERMAN shepherd was shocked to see the massive shit he did on his morning walk plastered all over the local Facebook community page.
Seven-year-old Alsatian Tom Logan was even more horrified to find that the picture of his enormous turd had garnered 514 comments and 65 likes.
Logan said: “This is typical 2019 really. You can’t even shit without the world knowing all about it. Nothing is sacred any more.
“I have no idea why my owner Steve didn’t clean it up. Maybe he forgot the plastic bags or maybe he’s an arsehole who doesn’t give a toss if today’s dogshit-unaware children think it’s a chocolate bar.”
Local resident Nathan Muir, who posted the photograph, said: “I just feel that fouling dog owners need to be named and shamed. It gives me an almost sexual feeling of power.
“Also I haven’t had this many likes on Facebook since I posted a picture of a car parked ever-so-slightly up on the kerb on the high street.”
Logan added: “I had no idea my shits were so photogenic. That Valencia filter really made it stand out against the school gate background.”