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Dog really not sure who left massive dog shit in living room

A DOG has confirmed that he has no leads on the source of the huge dog turd currently steaming on the living room carpet.

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Agree a wanking schedule: Your guide to going back to working from home

BOUGHT a pricey mask, got a Pret subscription, risked your life on public transport – only to be sent home from the office? Here’s how to cope with working in the kitchen again.

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