Beat me harder this time, begs Goldsmith
ZAC Goldsmith has begged voters in Richmond Park to beat him again and harder because he is a contemptible worm who deserves it.
The failed mayoral candidate and Conservative MP has returned to the west London site of his last spanking to cravenly ask the electorate for more.
Goldsmith said: “I’m a bad politician and I need to be punished.
“Hurt me. Hurt me at the ballot box. Slash my share of the vote. Humiliate me. Make me feel lower than UKIP.”
Richmond Park resident Joanna Kramer said: “Wait, so my choice is to vote Zac Goldsmith or to vote Zac Goldsmith’s rocks off?
“I mean Christ. This election is disgusting.”