All I can hear is heavy breathing and laughter

Dear Holly,

The last couple of days, I have become the victim of a prank caller and it is starting to irritate me. When I pick up, all I can hear is someone heavy breathing who then breaks out into hysterical laughter and then hangs up. All I can tell is that the person is an older male, probably in his late 60s or early 70s. He phones at all hours of the day so I assume he is retired. Any ideas who it might be?

Louis van Gaal

Manchester

Dear Louis,

My best friend Olivia has her own phone in her bedroom- can you believe it? She is soooo lucky. Her parents are far too busy playing on their iPads to bother reading their phone bill so we can pretty much phone anyone we like. We often used to prank call our teacher, Mrs Babs, although not so much since she had the breakdown. Looking back, it probably wasn’t a good idea to pretend to be Michael Gove and attempt to woo her. I think she was genuinely heartbroken when he didn’t turn up at the pizzeria that night.

Hope that helps!

Holly

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