Having just successfully completed my fashion show, Yeezy II, to resounding success, I was slightly worried I’d be stuck for ideas for my next fashion venture. But earlier today two men approached me in the street and showed me a fine fabric which they said was so beautiful that stupid people can’t see it. Of course, although at first I found it difficult to see anything, as I looked closer I definitely saw something, because I’m not stupid. The good news is that the two men are going to make me lots more of the special fabric which is extremely expensive and I will clothe myself and all the models and my wife in the fabric and the fashion world will finally accept me as a designer and visionary. Do you think ‘Yeezy III’ is a good title? Kim thinks it’s genius.
New York, Paris, Rome
Grown ups always tell you that money might be able to buy lots of things, but the things that really matter can’t be bought. Really? I’ve done a bit of research and found that the Barbie Malibu Beach House, Snowglow Elsa and the FurReal Friends Get Up and Go Walking Pet can all be purchased with British Currency from a number of reliable outlets.
Hope that helps,