Queen records Jeremy Corbyn diss track

THE Queen is escalating her beef with Jeremy Corbyn by recording a blistering diss track. 

The monarch, furious at the Labour leader’s refusal to worship her, is in the studio with producer PurpDogg laying down lyrics that will ‘absolutely slay’ Corbyn.

A Royal source said: “I haven’t seen Liz this mad since the Suez Crisis, and it’s all coming out on wax.

“Nothing’s off-limits: Corbyn’s £6 Polish barber haircut, his dusty 1970s Communist-lite politics, that he doesn’t own a single necklace worth more than £400,000.

“Her Royal Highness is stepping to him and you bet he’s going to come up short. Her rhymes are mad vicious, all delivered with that cut-glass voice and using the majestic plural.

“In case the beef turns violent, she will start carrying a Glock 19 with mother-of-pearl inlay stocks, presented to her by Archduke P. Diddy of the House of Bad Boy Records in 2001.”