Ask Holly: I am pleased with myself for winning Bake Off

Dear Holly, 

I’m very pleased with little old me for winning Sport Relief Bake Off. People probably thought I was just a posh skinny MILF but now they know I am so much more than that. Now I am on a winning streak do you think I should apply for Sewing Bee? I could make a patchwork quilt in celebration of our public services, and then rip it up and sell it off, piece by piece.



Dear Samantha,

We do baking at school but we’re not allowed to use sugar because it is banned, or wheat because three of us have a wheat intolerance, or milk because seven kids are lactose intolerant, or nuts because the teacher has a nut allergy. Meat isn’t an option because there are several vegetarians, and we can’t use dairy because there is a vegan (who no-one likes). So in baking class we do painting instead.

Hope that helps!