Ask Holly: Sometimes I amaze myself, so why does my wife despise me?
I’m so busy writing executive orders to get rid of rubbish things like free healthcare, womens’ rights and Mexicans and bring back all my favourite stuff like torture and Rick Astley. Sometimes I amaze myself, so why does my wife despise me?
If I was in charge of America I would make it compulsory for everyone to get free pick ‘n’ mix for life and no-one has to go to school and do boring pointless education and there would be no rules restricting access to Nickelodeon. Also broccoli would be illegal. But we would all still be nice to each other and make sure we look after people who have problems or can’t help themselves because that is what is right. Even I know that, and I am a 10-year old child.
Hope that helps,