Ask Holly: That odious cretin is a major investor in Lapland

Dear Holly,

I’m in a predicament. You could call it a conflict of interest. I really should put Donald Trump on my naughty list, because he is an odious cretin who says dreadful things. However, he is a major investor in Lapland, and we made him an honorary elf a few years ago because he funded a brand new top-of-the-range sleigh. It really is a cracker. What should I do?



Dear Santa,

What I don’t understand is there’s a big ugly man with REALLY silly hair who’s got a name which means ‘fart’ and no-one is laughing. All the grown ups are saying he could be King of America. Have I missed something? 

Hope that helps,