Dear Holly: I’m not sleeping because of money worries
I’m not getting much sleep these days because of money worries. My husband doesn’t seem to care at all, and we are always bickering about him wasting money by leaving lights on, buying Tesco Finest instead of Value, and using up great swathes of loo roll. How can I get him to start realising money doesn’t grow on trees?
HRH Queen Elizabeth II
Having recently had my pocket money docked due to being caught watching inappropriate Miley Cyrus videos on YouTube I have direct experience of the misery of austerity. I’ve had to go without sweets for three days now and I’ve got the shakes. But like Miley herself says:
To my home girls here with the big butt
Shaking it like we at a strip club
Remember only God can judge ya
Forget the haters ’cause somebody loves ya
Now I’ve got Miley to guide me emotionally and morally through the difficult years ahead, I’ve stopped worrying about money and sweets and started considering having a glitter tattoo of a skull on my neck.
Hope that helps,