I am on the hunt for new ways of getting high

Dear Holly,

I’m at a bit of a dead end. Having tried pretty much all the drugs, I am on the hunt for new ways of getting high. Legal is probably best, considering I am the mayor of Toronto.

Rob Ford


holly2111111Dear Rob,

There is nothing more exhilarating than the rush you get rolling bodily down a grassy hill in summertime; being chased down the back alleys by an angry Jack Russell; or playing knock-down ginger with a bunch of your best friends. Or at least, that’s what my dad would have you believe. Sadly, he is stuck in a timewarp and talks total nonsense. If you really want to get high you should drink three blue raspberry Slush Puppies in quick succession and then sit back and enjoy the ride.

Hope that helps!