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Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly, Although I'm great at my job, my boss is always favouring other staff and passing me over for promotion. Short of oral, I don't really know what I'm supposed to do to get ahead. Do you think there's any strategy I can adopt which doesn't involve me putting his wrinkly, 50-year-old testicles in my mouth? Louise, Swindon

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A SATAN-worshipping nurse is facing the sack after summoning flesh-eating homunculi during working hours.

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