Are you completely zen or just utterly lacking in personality?
DO you exude mindfulness and wisdom or are you just a very dull person with flexible limbs? Take our test and find out.
When you describe to someone in great detail how you entered the ‘flow state’ of meditation do they:
A) Listen in hushed, respectful silence as if you were the Buddha himself.
B) Appear to be listening but are actually asleep with their eyes shut.
Do you think practicing yoga for five hours a day makes you:
A) Further along a spiritual path of transformation.
B) Very self-absorbed but bendy.
Do you believe bringing a zen attitude to stressful situations is:
A) Helpful even though it upsets other people’s super-egos.
B) Unhelpful but at least I’m keeping my gob shut.
Does the smoky stink of incense in your house:
A) Represent a universal prayer rising to heaven.
B) Cover up the smell of the dog.
When you ask a friend to join you on a ten-day silent holistic wellness and craft retreat, do they:
A) Jump at the chance to become more like you.
B) Say they’ll think about it and then change their phone number.
Mostly As: You are completely zen, but probably still very boring.
Mostly Bs: You are just very boring.