ALL parents have a favourite child. Are you it?
Your parents will tell you they don’t have a favourite child, but that is another one of their lies, like when they said grandma was just asleep. It doesn’t matter, though, as long as the favourite is you.
Answer these questions to find out.
A) As a child you would often be taken to McDonald’s for a special treat, without your siblings.
B) As a child you would often be taken to Wimpey while your siblings were at McDonald’s.
A) You were affectionately nicknamed ‘Spud’
B) You were non-affectionately nicknamed ‘Spud’
A) Mum and Dad still have the boots you scored your first goal in.
B) Mum and Dad still can’t go in the local football club without being reminded of ‘the incident’.
A) When you visit your parents there are more photos of you than your siblings.
B) When you visit your parents there are more photos up of Chris Packham than of you.
Mostly As: Congratulations! You are your parents’ favourite child!
Mostly Bs: You are the one they don’t really talk about. But it’s okay, you can still get attention by doing crime.