Are you your parents' favourite child?

ALL parents have a favourite child. Are you it?

Your parents will tell you they don’t have a favourite child, but that is another one of their lies, like when they said grandma was just asleep. It doesn’t matter, though, as long as the favourite is you.

Answer these questions to find out.


A) As a child you would often be taken to McDonald’s for a special treat, without your siblings.

B) As a child you would often be taken to Wimpey while your siblings were at McDonald’s.


A) You were affectionately nicknamed ‘Spud’

B) You were non-affectionately nicknamed ‘Spud’


A) Mum and Dad still have the boots you scored your first goal in.

B) Mum and Dad still can’t go in the local football club without being reminded of ‘the incident’.


A) When you visit your parents there are more photos of you than your siblings.

B) When you visit your parents there are more photos up of Chris Packham than of you.

Mostly As: Congratulations! You are your parents’ favourite child!

Mostly Bs: You are the one they don’t really talk about. But it’s okay, you can still get attention by doing crime.

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I will never give up, vows dog on 78th attempt to get stick through door

A DOG struggling to get a big stick through a front door will neither leave it outside nor change his strategy, he has confirmed.

Small brown dog Martin Bishop has tried several hundred times to fit the stick into a space that it is clearly much smaller than, with no success.

Bishop said: “My owner was annoying that I picked it up and kept muttering about how I was making him look like a twat during the walk back.

“But nothing makes me happier than taking a massive stick home. Why? I don’t know. It’s like me asking a human why they enjoy pointless things like Bargain Hunt or aftershave.

“I’ve hit a snag because of stick-to-door size ratio but I’m sure if I run at it head on with the stick clamped between my jaws enough times then it will magically pass through a foot of solid brick.

“I’m not giving up. This is the most important thing I’ve ever done.”

Owner Tom Booker said: “Hopefully he’ll just knock himself out cold and all this will be over.”