Avocado or Kale? Take our test to find out why people think you’re an arse

DO you live for Avocado or do you live for Kale? Take our quick test to find out why people generally think you’re an arse who would go along with any fad they were told to.

1. Do you have lots of stupid tattoos for no other reason than you want to be liked by people who don’t know you?

A. Yes, I’ll have it with kale, please.
B. Yes, I’ll have it with avocado, please.

2. Have you told people you really like The 1975 despite never hearing them?
A. If you don’t have any kale then I’m fine thanks.
B. If you don’t have any avocado then I don’t know what kind of butchers you’re running here.

3. Are you happy to pay £15 for a cocktail just so you can take a picture of it and put it on Instagram?
A. If it’s got kale in it, yes, definitely.
B. If it’s got avocado in it I’m happy to pay £20 to be honest.

Mostly As: Well done, you’re a hipster bell end. Enjoy the kale.

Mostly Bs: Well done, you hipster bell end. Enjoy the avocado.