WAKING up is something we all have to do. But sometimes we wake up on the floor and aren’t 100 percent sure why. Take our test to find out…
Where did you wake up?
A. In bed with my beautiful partner and no hangover.
B. I think I woke up while walking. Not sure how that happened, but I must have slept lying down somewhere.
Did you have a blanket on you?
A. Yes, a duvet as I was in bed with my beautiful partner.
B. I have a vague recollection of a cat sleeping on me if that counts. I think it was a cat.
Would you sleep there again?
A. Yes, tonight most likely.
B. They said they’re not sure how I got in as it was all locked up, but either way I’m banned from my local library, so no, probably not.
Mostly As: You’re a normal functioning human being who sleeps in a bed. Well done.
Mostly Bs: So you woke up on a floor again. Never mind, next time it might be on the floor of a luxurious mansion and not your local library with a heavily pregnant rat sleeping on top of you.