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Psychic Bob: They secretly call you 'the goose'

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC) Like all Sagittarians, you love to be the ‘centaur’ of attention! Also you are a human/horse hybrid born of an ungodly liaison. 

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Tyson Fury ‘a delight’ at dinner party

BOXER Tyson Fury has charmed guests at a dinner party with his sparkling wit and progressive opinions.

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