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Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN) You’re absolutely right, people don’t care that they don’t have a job, or a pension at the end of their job or a health service if they get hurt at their job but the main thing they want you to dig your heels in about is Lords reform.

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Plastic shoes sold with free penis removal

MALE buyers of slip-on plastic shoes will be offered the chance to have their genitals removed at no extra charge, it has emerged.

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