Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP) After coming up with the program title ‘Robot Warsi’ today, surely Channel 5 can just come up with what it’s actually about? Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT) When talking about a poker game you had over the weekend and using phrases like “Ladies came up double while I flopped the river with deuces”, remember that you’re actually from Carlisle, you tool.

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