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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN) As Capricorn was David Bowie’s star sign, as a mark of respect you’ve decided to stop bringing it down with your presence and to be Virgo for the week instead.

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Coldness confirmed during neighbour climate summit

NEIGHBOURS have confirmed the recent drop in temperature during a top level over-the-fence meeting.

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