Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT) After building a time machine you decide not to travel back to 1920s Germany to kill Hitler as planned and instead set the dial for a 1975 episode of Top Of The Pops.

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Holocaust survivors rally round Church of England

HOLOCAUST survivors have backed George Carey’s claim that he is like a victim of the Nazis because he does not like the gays getting married.

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