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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN)Congratulations on losing four stone! Only three more bits of that whole “Boring, pig-ignorant, big fat shitbag” thing to deal with. Good luck!

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Festival-goers hoping acts won't distract from camera phone use

AS the festival season begins, there are growing concerns the events are increasingly focusing on music instead of gratuitous, ego-driven amateur photography.

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