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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT) An interesting day down the registry office this week when you discover that Midge Ure’s full name is actually Midget Uranium.

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Obama relaunches America as 'Asfungl'

RE-ELECTED president Barack Obama has announced the end of America, which is to become a new country called ‘Asfungl’.

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