How to go easy on people who wear hats
WINTER headgear makes most people look like a complete twat, so it can be hard not to make assumptions. Here’s how to avoid snap-judgements:
There are hundreds of ways to balance a beret on your head and even the French are yet to find one that does not look godawful. Give this poser some credit for taking on an impossible challenge.
This arse has chosen to look like a weird overgrown child. But remember, the brighter and bigger the pompom, the more they are secretly dying inside. Go easy on them.
Traditional thinking tells us that fedora equals wanker. But maybe this tit is not trying to be Don Draper. Maybe they are more down-to-earth. Like Michael Jackson. Or Freddy Kruger.
The hat of choice amongst men who are mourning their lost hair. Nobody deserves more sympathy, so try to set your judgement aside.
Hat with animal ears
A hat with bear/cat/rabbit ears on top? There can be no excuse for this. Unless the person wearing it happens to be a dog. That would be unspeakably cute, unlike this bastard.