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How to survive a networking event

HAVE you been forced to attend some f**king ‘networking event’ by your boss and want to top yourself within two minutes of arriving? Here’s how to cope.

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Farage labels Queen Mother 'overweight, chain smoking gin drinker' without realising that's half the country

NIGEL Farage labelled the Queen Mother an ‘overweight, chain smoking gin drinker’ without realising that describes most of Britain and 95  percent of his own party.

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