AWRIGHT, me old muckers? I’m Jamie and I’m here to tell you about the latest totally authentic products in my ‘Jamie’s Microwave Meals of the World’ range.
If you enjoyed my ‘jerk rice’ you’ll love these authentic cultural flavours from around the foreign world.
The ancient Japanese warrior class needed a slap-up feed after a big battle. As you tuck in imagine you’re a deadly swordsman and the sweet-and-sour dipping sauce is the blood of your enemies.
Tibetan buddhist pepperoni pizza
Buddhist monks are all I can think of to do with Tibet but because they were such laid-back dudes they probably loved to chill with pizza and a movie. Comes with garlic dip for a truly spiritual experience.
Pasta al Wall’s Viennetta
This traditional Italian dish consists of spaghetti in mint ice cream sauce with dark chocolate sprayed on top to make it look ‘classy’ if you are a bit common.
French-style gourmet beans on toast
Haute cuisine pioneers like Escoffier loved their grub, so they wouldn’t have hesitated to perk up their baked beans with some grated cheddar. Only takes 30 seconds in the microwave, so you don’t have to devote your life to the art of cooking.
Southern fried bangers and mash
After a hard day picking cotton, slaves would come home and forget their troubles with sausages and mash piled up in a huge mound like in the Beano. It’s no wonder it’s the ultimate comfort food!