AS the world waits to see Meghan’s wedding dress we look at other things that cost £300,000, such as a four bedroom house in Scotland.
333,334 Greggs sausage rolls
If Meghan wants to ingratiate herself with the UK public, she could do worse than giving away delicious meat ‘n’ pastry treats from the popular grease purveyor. However there wouldn’t be enough for everyone, so it might start a revolution.
A panic room
For getting away from people who obsess over the Royal Family as if they were actually ordained by God, rather than a piece of historical theatre that should probably end before Charles gets a go. Also good for hiding from Prince Philip.
A remote Hebridean island
It will be in the arse end of nowhere and fucking freezing all year round, but it’s still your own private island! Though having said that, Meghan’s new nan practically owns the Commonwealth, so the novelty appeal is actually quite limited.
Rolls Royce Phantom
It’s as much of a British icon as Princess Diana, who you will NEVER, EVER be (as the Daily Express will subtly remind you, forever).