Who would you vote for: Boris Johnson or Lord Summerisle from The Wicker Man?

LORD Summerisle from The Wicker Man may be a fictional character but would that make him more or less effective than Boris Johnson?

Coming across well on camera
Johnson comes across like a bumbling prick whose fake character has long since worn thin and now just makes Britain look idiotic. Lord Summerisle comes across like a strong willed man whose sacrifice of a middle aged virgin was only for the good of his people.

Meeting Trump
Lord Summerisle would not have looked as much as a twat as Johnson did and that includes being in fancy dress while dancing arm-in-arm with island folk and demanding a better crop next year ‘at any cost‘.

Brexit
Lord Summerisle would at least offer the EU some sacrificial virgins in exchange for a better deal and would gladly burn his enemies is a giant wicker man, instead of threatening them with ‘deselection’ like some ponce.