Miliband gets absolute shit kicked out of him

ED Miliband doesn’t talk so big when he’s in a headlock, Andrew Mitchell has confirmed.

The Labour leader received an almighty kicking after he got cocky in front of his friends at PMQs and described the belligerent, cop-baiting chief whip Mitchell as ‘toast’.

Tory back bencher Denys Finch Hatton said: “Mitchell approached Miliband as he was unchaining his bike. He simply pointed at him and said, ‘You.'”

“The subsequent beating lasted around eight minutes. No one wanted to intervene, it was just nature taking its course.”