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Navy reveals love-powered anti-missile system

 

Weapon can destroy enemy missiles with beams of pure emotion.

 

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Whatever happened to 'f*ckstick'? asks everyone

 

Nostalgia for grade-A swearword after ITV2 screens Shawshank.

 

 

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