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'I'll give you my pasty when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers'

Ministers forced into humiliating climbdown by Britain’s powerful pro-pasty lobby.

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Man with Olympic tattoo publicly flayed

A 22-YEAR-OLD London man with an unauthorised tattoo of the Olympic rings has received a gruesome public punishment.

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