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Blue commits ritual suicide

Emin voted Tory 'to get better deal for foxes'

Laws denied chance to claim rent in prison

Mummified Maori head returned after museum staff realise what it is

Duchess of Cambridge having sexual intercourse

Brave Clegg uncovers evil NHS reforms

Cheryl looking forward to kicking hell out of Michelle Obama

Scotland takes historic step towards finding out how poor it is

Police struggling to understand how they can unlawfully kill someone

Obama and Clinton finally watch Michael McIntyre DVD