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Buck's fizz and other Christmas drinks that basically don't count as booze

CHRISTMAS has a wonderful range of drinks that are completely acceptable to enjoy from 9.30am. Here are some of the finest:

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Mum buys presents to everyone from the f**king dog

A MOTHER with an overly affectionate relationship with the family dog has presented everyone with gifts purportedly from him.

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