CHART sensation Adele has been given a Grammy for not releasing an album in 2013.
It is hoped that the award will encourage the 19 singer to not release an album about married life and motherhood in the next 12 months.
Grammy presenter LL Cool J said: “My wife will not stop playing that miserable shit and it has been like three years.
“Hopefully newer stars like Robin Thicke will take her lead and become creatively dormant.”
Music industry analyst Roy Hobbs said: “This award is a step towards a new business model.
“Big artists will be paid by people who dislike their music to not record catchy pop that sticks in the head like a brain parasite.”