RIGHT-WINGERS in the US are totally fine with a young woman being in a relationship with some sort of hideous buffalo man, they have confirmed.
Cinemagoers in America are threatening to boycott Disney’s Beauty and The Beast because it features a gay character, although they have no problem with the human main character’s romance with something that has fur and horns.
Iowa-based Norman Steele said: “I don’t want my kids seeing a man kissing another man and thinking it’s normal.
“A woman falling in love with some sort of hideous beast that can somehow speak perfect English, on the other hand, is totally fine.
“That kind of shit’s probably in the Bible.”
He added: “I’m also fine with them watching Pinocchio too despite the fact it’s actually pretty terrifying.
“Though I don’t know why Gepetto didn’t try to get a woman pregnant instead of trying to make a kid out of wood. It’s bit like Frankenstein when you think about it.”