BAFTAs completely f**k up by not giving everything to Paddington 2

THE Baftas have rendered themselves invalid by failing to give every possible award to the best film ever made, Paddington 2. 

Last night’s ceremony saw mass walkouts after the announcement of every category, with only a handful of celebrities left to boo and throw chairs when Best Film somehow went to the far inferior Three Billboards Outside Not Paddington 2. 

Producer Eleanor Shaw said: “That’s it for the Baftas. They can’t recover from this. They’re done. 

“People say ‘But Paddington 2 wasn’t even nominated in most of the categories.’ Well, rules are made to be broken and what a marvellous surprise it would have been. 

“Instead, the Baftas chose to write their own suicide note. I just hope it’s not too late for the Oscars to learn from their mistake.”