THE least cool half of The Beatles are reforming to play at the Grammy Awards in Los Angeles.
Paul McCartney, who wrote that na-na-na-na one, and Octopuss Garden maestro Ringo Starr will reunite to erase any lingering memory of the band that once changed pop music.
Grammy host LL Cool J said: “The legend behind The Frog Chorus and the original narrator of Thomas the Tank Engine, on stage together tearing it up?
“I can’t think of anything that would improve that, except maybe if the cool Beatles hadn’t died.”
Paul McCartney, speaking behind frosted glass to avoid confronting reporters with the true horror of his melted face, said: Its half of the reunion fans have been dreaming of.
The dependable, unshowy drumming of Ringo together with my unexceptional bass playing would be the hottest gig of the year if only the band hadn’t begun dying in order of coolness back in 1980.
Well be playing unforgettable Beatles hits like Yellow Submarine, When Im Sixty-Four and Wonderwall.”
Ringo Starr added: Of course, itll be even better when Paul’s gone. Then I can reunite all the surviving members and take The Beatles on a world tour.