BEZ, the maraca player for the Happy Mondays, has declared his readiness to compose the score for the new James Bond film.
Although he has not been formally approached, the goggle-eyed percussionist said the trend towards film music being composed by rock musicians now meant he was the obvious choice for Skyfall.
He added: “Bangin’.”
Bez is already working on a ‘Bondchester EP’ including a potential theme song entitled The Spy Who Was Fuckin’ Sorted.
“His name’s James Bond and he’s a well suave gentleman/His suits are Armani and his car is fucking mental, man.
“He’s licensed to kill, all the other spies dread him/So if you ever meet him, best not do his head in.
“Then there’s a fifteen minute maraca solo.”
He added: “Realistically, it’s between me and MC Tunes. I ran into him yesterday in the cash and carry and he’s laying down some proper mental shit.