THE makers of new Bond film Spectre are struggling to incorporate Twiglets into the narrative.
Director Sam Mendes said: “It’s a nightmare but the Twiglets people ponied up a ton of cash.
“So now when Bond orders a Martini he has to add ‘and some Twiglets please’.
“We’ve got a contract stipulating X amount of Twiglets screen time, which means Blofeld has to offer Bond a bowl of the savoury snack every time they meet.
“Of course Bond accepts, because for the purposes of the story he loves Twiglets, so they sit there munching away for a bit which really deflates the tension.
“This is almost as bad as trying to convince the audience that a sophisticated international spy would drink Heineken.”
