THE Channel 5 TV series Big Brother is no longer under surveillance by anyone, it has emerged.
The reality TV show is the one location in the UK not constantly being monitored by the security services, with its inhabitants enjoying total privacy.
An MI5 spokesman said: “1984’s prediction of a total surveillance state in which even the most conformist citizens are constantly watched for possible thoughtcrime came true, apart from a single house.
“There, even though the cameras are running 24 hours a day and the footage is theoretically broadcast nationwide, you can live your life knowing that nobody is observing you because of the sheer boredom of doing so.
“War is peace, freedom is slavery, appearing on telly is the only way to remain unseen. It’s totes Orwellian.”