THE film version of Fifty Shades of Grey was shown by Channel 5 back in 1998, it has emerged.
Following the release of the film’s official trailer, post-pub masturbators confirmed watching the film up until the first sex scene nearly twenty years ago.
37-year-old Tom Booker said: “I immediately knew I’d seen that cheesy heap of shit in Channel 5’s Friday night softcore slot. It’s original title was Deadly Desires 4: Night Illusions.
“I presume the book was an unofficial adaptation.
“To save you the time, there is nudity at the 15 minutes, 45 minute and one hour marks.”