Saturday, 8th May 2021

Final twist of Killing Eve is that it's b*llocks

KILLING Eve fans have been left gobsmacked by a twist ending in which the show was revealed to be cobblers and they were idiots for watching it.

The sexy spy thriller concluded with Eve Polastri appearing to be dead when she obviously is not in a cliche so tired it made millions of viewers realise what morons they had been.

Fan Emma Bradford said: “I’d thought so long and hard about the show I’d decided there were twin Villanelles working together in a master illusion so the revelation that’s it’s all b*llocks was a brilliant surprise.

“Like all incredible twists they’d been laying the groundwork since season one, when the show was dumb twaddle from the first episode. Seriously watch, it’s all there.

“I’d expected the two of them to escape Rome, but then it turns out I am a dunce for slavishly following a comedy version of Spooks.

“That was a bigger turd than the final episode of Sherlock. And that’s a real achievement.”

A BBC spokesperson said: “In season three we’re considering having Eve and Villanelle flying around in a giant Zardoz head, just to see if we can get away with it.”