Five foreign language films you could watch but oh, you've just put on Friends again
THE TIME in self-isolation could be spent watching some of those great foreign language movies you’ve been meaning to see like, oh, you’ve put Friends on from the beginning instead.
The Seventh Seal
Ingmar Bergman’s classic tale is even more pertinent since the recent death of actor Max Von Sydow, but, oh, so you’re just going to watch them all from the very start? Again?
The Three Colours Trilogy
Kieślowski’s ode to France and to his home country of…seriously, haven’t we seen this episode at least 87 times? Still, Phoebe singing Smelly Cat never gets old.
La Dolce Vita
‘The Good Life,’ by the Maestro of cinema himself, Federico Fellini, is so relevant in the current… Hey, what ever happened to Adam Goldberg who played Chandler’s crazy roommate Eddie? And he was in Saving Private Ryan. He should definitely have been more famous.
One of Tarkovsky’s masterpieces… what? So Ross tried to kiss his own cousin and that was considered a viable storyline? No wonder millennials think this show is so f**ked up.
Perhaps Kurosawa’s finest work, a lamentation on the very nature of truth and… Joey wrapped a piece of ham around his cock and pretended it was a foreskin? Who wrote this? Caligula? What’s the next episode?