Game of Thrones fans to watch kids playing Dungeons & Dragons

FANS of Game of Thrones have begun watching some 13-year-old boys playing Dungeons & Dragons.

After the TV series’ finale left millions facing months without dragon-based antics, some viewers accepted an invitation to watch shy pubescent boys Tom Booker and Nathan Muir doing a fantasy role-playing game in Tom’s mum’s spare room.

Muir said: “Anyone who likes Game of Thrones will also like watching us saying things to each other like ‘the unicorn offers to guide you through the Forest of Night for three gold pieces’ and ‘kneel before the goblin king!’.

“There’s less sex in our game though. We aren’t totally comfortable with sex.”

Tom Booker added: “We have done it though. Loads of times.”

Game of Thrones fan Wayne Hayes said: “Watching these kids enjoying their game of fantasy make-believe is surprisingly similar to the most popular television programme on the planet.

“Unfortunately though Nathan’s mum arrived to pick him up just as he was about to use a fireball spell on a griffin.”

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There are bad factions on both sides of this hurricane, claims Trump

DONALD Trump has claimed that there are bad factions on both sides of the hurricane that hit America this weekend.

The president said that despite most people believing Hurricane Harvey was responsible for devastating thousands of homes, he felt that there was also blame on ‘the other side’.

Trump said: “You have the hurricane on one side, and you have the fake news media and the alt left on the other.

“Also, the hurricane is called Harvey and I have a lot of great, great friends named Harvey from over the years and…”

Trump then proceeded to tell a rambling story that made little to no sense, about a rich guy he knew called Harvey who owns a big boat or some shit that he once went to a party on.