Glaswegians warned to stop partying now
THE Commonwealth Games closing celebrations are still going, with DJs playing increasingly hard techno.
After performances by Kylie and Lulu, the music at Hampden Park quickly became more banging with unofficial performances by happy hardcore DJs and a widespread rumour that drugs were temporarily legal.
Onlooker Stephen Malley said: “Scotland has a rich heritage of getting nutted at massive all nighters so it’s only fitting that a load of ravers should storm the decks.
“It’s mental in there. I’ve done 14 Es and am not interested in going home. Apparently Lenny Dee’s playing in a bit.”
A government spokesman said: “Please can everyone please go home now or we will send in the army.
“We’ve no idea who ‘Force and Styles’ are but they are definitely not doing a live PA at midday.”