THE UK has descended into chaos as strike action at Good Morning Britain stretches into a second day.
After ITV workers walked out over pay yesterday, more than half of the country’s workforce withdrew their own labour in sympathy leaving six-foot drifts of rubbish in the lawless, rat-infested streets.
Tom Logan of Maidstone said: “Ben Shephard and Kate Garraway as lead presenters? Did we lose a war?
“How am I supposed to make it through a day without Martin Lewis telling me how to get two per cent off my lunchtime sandwich?
“A life without a three-minute guide to getting cat hairs off a sofa is no life at all.”
Susanna Reid has refused to intervene to stop the riots raging in every UK city, with commentators already comparing the situation to the Winter of Discontent.
Logan added: “Without the soothing banalities of Good Morning Britain, the nation has descended into savagery.
“There are rumours that Loose Women will be next. If that happens, we’re under martial law.”