ITV reality show Love Island is to be retitled Fucknut Peninsula for the remainder of the current series.
The move follows claims that the show does not actually take place on an island and that the concept of love is entirely irrelevant to it.
Producer Emma Bradford said: “The ‘island’ isn’t Mallorca – that was too expensive – and it’s not even an island.
“It’s in the Solent and is actually surrounded by water on three sides, which makes it a small peninsula. But we didn’t want to get too bogged down in the schematics of it.
“And in fairness it’s not really about love but rather it’s about relative strangers having sex with each other on television. In fact you could argue that it’s an affront to any sort of genuine emotion.
“Being a total fucknut is top of the agenda though.”